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I would be the perfect commercial writer but rich people would hate my ads: Come and get Dish Network...you'll only pay 1 Dollar a year and you'll get exactly 100 channels of your own choice...no channels that we force on you with the 300 channels you were getting before of which you only watched 10. You and your famil...y get to choose between the Mystery movie channel (no commercials), and all the channels you had before out of them you get to choose your 100 favorites..and all for a dollar a year. Imagine that..
Plus the 70 dollars you spent on 300 channels a month before...we will give you back the 69 dollars we need to give back to you for you having to watch 290 channels you never even watched or wanted plus if you suffered a lot aggravation due to having to pay and not knowing if you had any rights...we'll also give you money for aggravation, pain, and... See More suffering...just think..what will you do with all that money we owe you? It is your choice now..no more forcing channels on you...an affordable price with the same quality as you are used to...forever and ever!! And now you have rights..real rights!!
oh..that means 69 dollars for every month you overspent for the 290 channels you didn't use....if you did this for 3 years..that would be 36 months times 69 which would add up to: 2,484 dollars...and with that money you can go on vacation to Europe if you want can't you? It is your choice now...enjoy life by sspending less and getting the best for your dollar!!